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Started by Col Quaritch, May 21, 2010, 05:46:29 PM

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We all seen them. We have all sat there thinking I want my money back, but like a train wreck we just sat there till the bitter end. So Gang Name them, Name your top 10 Worst movies of all time that you personally have seen. One's that you consider the dog's of dog's.



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1  ) Battle Field Earth
2  ) Legion
3  ) Ishtar
4  ) Laserblast (so horrible it was awesome again)
5  ) Plan 9 from Outer Space  (This movie is a must see as it is the gold standard for awful)
6  ) Screamers
7  ) Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare
8  ) Daybreakers (Awesome premise, sloppy execution)
9  ) Never Ending Story 2, 3 (I liked 1, but I never saw any of the other stuff after these disappointments)
10 ) The Devil Wears Prada (Being married has its downsides, one of them manifests in the movies you have to watch.)

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Starship Troopers: Marauder
Starship Troopers: Hero Of The Federation
Twilight (jut typing the name almost killed me)
The Devil Wears Prada
Taps
Behind Enemy Lines 2
Evita
Street Fighter: Legend Of Chun Li (this movie is good but it sucked because it butchered the story line of street fighter leaving absolutely no hope of rviving the story or even making a decent sequel)
Dragonball Evolution (again another butchered storyline)
Phantom Of The Opera (thought it would be better)
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Twilight
NewMoon (haven't seen either of em but I hate em so much
Land of the lost (it was pretty funny but it was only that way because of the bad acting!)
Elmo in Grouchland
2 Baby einstieng things
Ponyo
Some crappy barney movie(these five were only because of my sister)
some Pokemon movie (i don't know why i watched it)
Star Trek (Watched it once, liked it, but not something I'd watch again)
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1. Twilight, by a landslide (Two words: glitter puke)
2. The miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand (Really? Eight stalks of corn do not a cornfield make)
3. The Blair Witch Project (OMG sooo scary, so scary! NOT)
4. Attack of the Giant Gila Monster (I like those old black and white drive-in movies, The Wolfman and Creature from the Black Lagoon, those are awesome)
5. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (no comment)
6. Swamp Ghosts (a SciFi channel original movie, no less!)
7. My high school drama club's rendition of "Midsummer Night's Dream" (NO ONE ever looks good in a sheet)
8. Almost every re-made movie in existence. If it sucked the first time, It will only suck harder the second.
9. The majority of the F-rated, gore-spewing, everybody-dies "horror" films like "It Came From Outer Space And It Wants To Run For President", and anything with cheerleaders going camping.
10. Although not horrible, I was not impressed by the new Journey to the Center of the Earth.

BONUS: Anything with Robert Pattinson, Hillary Duff or Miley Cyrus. They'll be washed up in five years.
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very true on the last comment
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Well, I can think only of one:

* "Twilight: New Moon" (I saw it in a sneak preview, hadn't seen the first one, and it was so bad, that for my personal experience it set the bar so low, that even the most utter crap has a good chance to be regarded better by me. It was worse than torture, but I sat through it. There's no punishment that would outweigh it. At the end only 1 of 10 of people entering the sneak stayed to the end)

So Twilight occupies ranks 1 to 8, which leaves place 9 and 10 in my worst ten. Which would be for me

* "Where the Wild things are" (almost as unbearable as Twilight, with only one actually funny line, which you can see in the trailer - managed to empty half of the theater within 60 minutes. I sat through it, and if the director would have been there I'd tortured him 5 minutes for every minute he tortured me).

* Fame (extremely sloppy editing. And frankly: Musicals on screen just don't work. Dance flicks suck even more)

On the bright side: I just checked back on my favorite cinema's website for the list of movies they showed in sneaks (as a reminder) and to my positive surprise, they're going to play Avatar another 4 times next months - which is quite a lot, as this cinema has only one screen.

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I happen to like the Twilight Saga (mostly the books, and I wish it was more feral vampires/wolves and not p***y mythical creatures HRH) and I do like the girl playing Bella; Kristen Stewart; she is terrible in the Twilight films, but see her films Speak, The Cake Eaters, Into the Wild, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys; she really is a fantastic actress. she'll be Oscar nominated, I know it.  :D
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Alien verses predator
Batman Forever
Fight club
The Hobbit (Animated version)
Jaws 2
Last Star fighter
The Sound of Music
Titanic (I hated this)
Tron
Universal soldier 2
Wargames

I could put in many more, but these are the ones that I felt really sucked!
There are many others that I can't even recall the names of now.

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The Dragon Affair my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

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That abrams thing...  >:( (the Star Trek parody)
Eragon (great way to completely ignore and ruin a great book)

I managed to avoid seeing a lot of the listed ones (e.g. twilight, alien vs predator), but I still know they are terrible :P
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Quote from: archaic on February 18, 2011, 05:54:41 PM
Alien verses predator
Batman Forever
Fight club
The Hobbit (Animated version)
Jaws 2
Last Star fighter
The Sound of Music
Titanic (I hated this)
Tron
Universal soldier 2
Wargames

I could put in many more, but these are the ones that I felt really sucked!
There are many others that I can't even recall the names of now.



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Quote from: Rain on May 26, 2010, 08:35:52 AM
1. Twilight, by a landslide (Two words: glitter puke)
2. The miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand (Really? Eight stalks of corn do not a cornfield make)
3. The Blair Witch Project (OMG sooo scary, so scary! NOT)
4. Attack of the Giant Gila Monster (I like those old black and white drive-in movies, The Wolfman and Creature from the Black Lagoon, those are awesome)
5. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (no comment)
6. Swamp Ghosts (a SciFi channel original movie, no less!)
7. My high school drama club's rendition of "Midsummer Night's Dream" (NO ONE ever looks good in a sheet)
8. Almost every re-made movie in existence. If it sucked the first time, It will only suck harder the second.
9. The majority of the F-rated, gore-spewing, everybody-dies "horror" films like "It Came From Outer Space And It Wants To Run For President", and anything with cheerleaders going camping.
10. Although not horrible, I was not impressed by the new Journey to the Center of the Earth.

BONUS: Anything with Robert Pattinson, Hillary Duff or Miley Cyrus. They'll be washed up in five years.

your opinion, that's alright. however, The Blair Witch Project was quite a good film. and maybe your high school didn't do a great rendition of that play, but having been a high school thespian myself, that's one of my favorite plays.

as for your bonus, those three may or may not be 'washed up' in five years, however...
Remember Me (Robert Pattinson) was actually a decent film, surprisingly.
Cheaper by the Dozen (Hilary Duff) was entertaining as well.
The Last Song (Miley Cyrus) was incredibly cheesy, but it wasn't bad.

:P
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Lolet

Miley Cyrus should not act. The Last Song sucked.  :P

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she wasn't terrible. I've definitely seen worse.
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QuoteThe Sound of Music
how can you hate this? it's classic  :D

QuoteEragon (great way to completely ignore and ruin a great book)
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I might not have ten in memory, but here are some examples of films I hated:

American Dreamz
Man of the Year
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Shrek IV (:()
..and another creepy one, I forgot its name. It was about a stalker who was filming a girl in her shower and her bedroom the whole time. :/