Vending Machine (redeux)

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a cloud of airborne dust back.

I put in an air purifier.

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

You get Pandoran atmosphere

I put in @JCupcakeee

[archaic]

You get a link to www.Learnnavi.org

I put in string and two Styrofoam cups.

[Txura Rolyu]

You get a simple phone.

I put in the feeling of tiredness.

['Oma Tirea]

You get my current state

I put in a glitch

[archaic]

You get A. Glatch.

I put in Newport Beach, Ca.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get sand.

I put in software updates.

['Oma Tirea]

You get software that crashes.

I put in more software updates.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get bugfixes for the first set of software updates.

I put in a 404 error.

[archaic]

You get the file you wanted, on eight inch floppy disc.


I put in a spread sheet analysis of the time I waste doing pointless computer stuff.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get an analysis of the time you wasted to produce the analysis of the time you waste doing pointless computer stuff.

I put in the department of redundancy department.

[archaic]

You get a cc of the email notifying them of their redundancy.

You get an analysis of the time you wasted to produce the analysis of the time you waste doing pointless computer stuff.

I put in an analysis of the time wasted to producing the analysis of the time wasted to produce the analysis of the time I waste doing pointless computer stuff.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get an analysis of the time wasted producing an analysis of the time wasted producing the analysis of the time wasted to produce the analysis of the time you waste doing pointless computer stuff.

I put in bad movies, rain, a car airbag, and a frying pan.

[Irtaviš Ačankif]

You get a video clip. A guy is watching the bad movie on a TV screen in the car, and becomes infuriated so much that he crashes into a truck transporting frying pans in front of him, thus activating the airbag.

I put in the airbags of the Na'vi's ayontu...

[Swoka Ikran]

You get Na'vi with flat noses.

I put in the country of Nigeria.

[Txura Rolyu]

You get the country Algeria.

I put in an ikran plush toy. (Made by Naomi Goren)

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a real ikran, untamed.

I put in coffee.

[Irtaviš Ačankif]

You get teylu to drink it with. 

I put in the sentence (most words are illegal ASG):
Eywa te'Beyda'amo tan'sey mak'ta ke lu feru m'predu'k sì meresh'ti cau'pla.Imagine a Avatar fan (or ASG fan so to speak) going to Pandora and said the above sentence. The response would probably be "Oeru txoa livu. Ohe plltxe nìNa'vi, slä ngenga ke plltxe nìNa'vi."

['Oma Tirea]

You get Cameron disobeying Frommer and less viewings of AVATAR 2 and 3.

I put in all my hours spent online here

[Irtaviš Ačankif]

I swear that if Avatar 2 or 3 comes out with the Na'vi speaking gibberish (or lìf'ya leASG) instead of proper lìf'ya leNa'vi, I'll permanently lose my Na'vi identity. I'll still speak Na'vi, just to yell at the screen calling the actors ayskxawng.