Vending Machine (redeux)

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archaic

You get what happened to me on the weekend.



I put in an application for promotion.
Pasha, an Avatar story, my most recent fanfic, Avatar related, now complete.

The Dragon Affair my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Swoka Ikran

You get a promotion, but the work is MUCH more difficult, and there's NO pay increase.

I put in landline telephones.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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'Oma Tirea

You get tape machines.

I put in a Demotivational picture.

[img]http://swokaikran.skxawng.lu/sigbar/nwotd.php?p=2b[/img]

ÌTXTSTXRR!!

Srake serar le'Ìnglìsìa lì'fyayä aylì'ut?  Nari si älofoniru rutxe!!

Txantslusam Skxawng

You get stressed

I put in Black Eyed Peas, James Horner and DJ Tiësto
WirelessTsaheylu=Bluetooth
Inventor of the word NARF


Irtaviš Ačankif

You get pxe'u.

I put in Navilator.
Previously Ithisa Kīranem, Uniltìrantokx te Skxawng.

Name from my Sakaš conlang, from Sakasul Ältäbisäl Acarankïp

"First name" is Ačankif, not Eltabiš! In Na'vi, Atsankip.

Swoka Ikran

You get Na'vi with horrible grammar.

I put in VrrtepCLI.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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'Oma Tirea

You get Na'vi in a Nutshell and the most recent version of the Na'vi dictionary.

I put in a conscript.

[img]http://swokaikran.skxawng.lu/sigbar/nwotd.php?p=2b[/img]

ÌTXTSTXRR!!

Srake serar le'Ìnglìsìa lì'fyayä aylì'ut?  Nari si älofoniru rutxe!!

archaic

You get a highly motivated volunteer.


I put in all the files I have on obsolete media.
Pasha, an Avatar story, my most recent fanfic, Avatar related, now complete.

The Dragon Affair my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Swoka Ikran

You get them back...on even-more-obsolete media.

I put in software bugs.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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archaic

You get hardware glitches.


I put in bug spray.
Pasha, an Avatar story, my most recent fanfic, Avatar related, now complete.

The Dragon Affair my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Irtaviš Ačankif

You get dead bugs.

I put in a chopped palulukan's tswìn deep-fried with teylu and vegetables, topped with some potassium chloride.
Previously Ithisa Kīranem, Uniltìrantokx te Skxawng.

Name from my Sakaš conlang, from Sakasul Ältäbisäl Acarankïp

"First name" is Ačankif, not Eltabiš! In Na'vi, Atsankip.

Swoka Ikran

You get it packaged as a microwave dinner.

I put in Windows Media Player.

2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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'Oma Tirea

You get Paint.

I put in a video, a song, a picture, and an e-book along with a hammer.

[img]http://swokaikran.skxawng.lu/sigbar/nwotd.php?p=2b[/img]

ÌTXTSTXRR!!

Srake serar le'Ìnglìsìa lì'fyayä aylì'ut?  Nari si älofoniru rutxe!!

Swoka Ikran

You get a non-functional HDD containing the video, song, e-book, and picture.

I put in an ethernet cable.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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'Oma Tirea

You get an internet cable.

I put in the internet :o

[img]http://swokaikran.skxawng.lu/sigbar/nwotd.php?p=2b[/img]

ÌTXTSTXRR!!

Srake serar le'Ìnglìsìa lì'fyayä aylì'ut?  Nari si älofoniru rutxe!!

Swoka Ikran

You get Wikipedia

I put in blank DVDs, coffee, and a cardboard box.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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archaic

You get a weekend backing up your hard drive.



I put in three gummy bears and a pair of active shutter glasses.
Pasha, an Avatar story, my most recent fanfic, Avatar related, now complete.

The Dragon Affair my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Swoka Ikran

You get a 3D movie about gummy bears.

I put in PHP.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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'Oma Tirea

You get ASP.

I put in a smart phone

[img]http://swokaikran.skxawng.lu/sigbar/nwotd.php?p=2b[/img]

ÌTXTSTXRR!!

Srake serar le'Ìnglìsìa lì'fyayä aylì'ut?  Nari si älofoniru rutxe!!

Swoka Ikran

You get Android installed in VirtualBox...

I put in the battery from my computer's UPS.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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