Vending Machine (redeux)

[archaic]

Spoiler: You get a .....

Spoiler:  ..... a .....

Spoiler:  ..... and a .....

I put in everything my vacuum sucked up this year.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a cloud of dust.

I put in an assignment that a professor forgot to give out.

['Oma Tirea]

You get trolled because the professor intentionally "forgot" to put it out.

I put in trollface, rageface, and 10 other memes, along with a rating of 10/0.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get trolled because the professor intentionally "forgot" to put it out.

Asked about it today...he had decided to cancel it and forgot to tell the class.

I put in trollface, rageface, and 10 other memes, along with a rating of 10/0.

You get paper with troll face and a message: Division by zero is undefined

I put in Disney World.

['Oma Tirea]

You get the new AVATAR exhibit that's going to be there.

I put in a diner

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a top-rated restaurant.

I put in sand paper.

[archaic]

You get a map of the Sahara.


I put in crayons.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get coloring books.

I put in spoiled food, cement, glue, a quart of motor oil, sawdust, and 3lbs of ground palulukan meat.

[archaic]

You get Archaic's home cooking.



I put in a stomach pump and antibiotics.

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

you get a paradox

i put in my girlfriend

[Swoka Ikran]

You get her back, painted blue.

I put in a laptop, 2 obsolete cell phones, a copy of Apache web server, an exam, and an empty coffee can.

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

You get her back, painted blue.

HELLZ YEA.

you get.... I don't.... know. Sorry, but I'm a little... COMPLETELY braindead.

Why?

I have to wake up in the MORNING now.

['Oma Tirea]

I put in a laptop, 2 obsolete cell phones, a copy of Apache web server, an exam, and an empty coffee can.

You get a design for the dump.

I put in a Na'vi personality sphere

[archaic]

You get a Na'vi personality sphere carry case.



I put in an abandoned, half finished fanfic.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a cloud of dust.

I put in cable TV.

['Oma Tirea]

You get HD.

I put in a remote.

[archaic]

You get a TV with a manual tuning dial.

[Swoka Ikran]

...and paper saying "Insert Object".

I put in air.

[archaic]

You get a vacuum cleaner. (If there's one thing I hate its a dirty absolute vacuum.) 



I put in my amnesia self help book.

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

.....wait....i had a clever response.....

i put in jute