Vending Machine (redeux)

[archaic]

.....wait....i had a clever response.....

i put in jute

You get a ..... er ..... wasdname ..... um ..... you know, one of them doodads, with the ..... er ..... stuff.


I put in a note, asking for my amnesia self help book back!

[Swoka Ikran]

No such item exists in inventory.

I put in 2 smoke grenades and Windows Update.

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

.... COD MW 3

i put in that thing. you know, that...stuff...

['Oma Tirea]

You get that.... other stuff... 

I put in a ring.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get Sonic the Hedgehog.

I put in the Hamachi VPN client.

[archaic]

You get Ham 'n' eggs.


I put in Theodor Seuss Geisel.

['Oma Tirea]

You get Lewis Carroll.

I put in a character from one of his stories/poems.

[archaic]

You get a character from The Simpsons.



I put in a book called How to Forget.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a book back on how to remember.

I put in Gatorade.

[Txura Rolyu]

You get a Red Bull to give you wings.

I put in a sugar cookie covered in M&M's. (muy delicious)

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

you perceive life through smp's revival (MineCraft texture pack).

i put in the chocolate coffee i made at 4 today

['Oma Tirea]

You get another supermegaawesometxantsankosman café drink.

I put in a vision of the abstract.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get the void at the bottom of a minecraft world.

I put in water.

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

i get a caramel mociatto.

i put in fiber. PURE. Fiber.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get laxatives.

I put in a T3 internet connection, satellite TV, a movie poster, a used car, paper plates, drain cleaner, a plastic cup, Windows Media Player, and carpet.

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

I get live streaming TOP GEAR.

I put in my girlfriend again

[archaic]

You get a note telling you to sleep on the couch and that your dinner is in the palulukan.



I put in a lifetimes supply of the fluff that builds up on cooling vent grills.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a dumpster to put it in.

I put in an obsolete video card and a bag of potato chips.

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

You get Eastern Tech High school

I put in my laptop
(DELL Latitude E6400)

[Swoka Ikran]

You get an upgrade for it.

I put in a paintball gun, a dead car battery, and a hockey puck.