Vending Machine (redeux)

[Irtaviš Ačankif]

You get 9 kelutrals.

I put in a self-replicating vending machine.

[archaic]

You get an increasing population of Vending machines taking up more and more of the earths surface.


I put in a parasite lethal only to vending machines, before running from the fast approaching wave front of rapidly self-replicating vending machines.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a flamethrower.

I put that back in, along with 6 cartons of milk and used motor oil.

[archaic]

You get cheese toasties, with a slightly metallic aftertaste.


I put in pecans and a mathematical formula.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get pecan pi...

I put in Windows Home Server.

[archaic]

You get home delivery blinds.


I put in a broken TV,  and an old lamp.

[Niwantaw]

You get life. Congrats you've just played God.


I put in a sandwich.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get low-grade vending machine food.

I put in 4 exams, a clock, a cell phone, a steamroller, money, a clogged shower head, Jake, a dehumidifier, the RDA, Amazon.com, a phone book, Twitter, and a jar of mayo.

[Niwantaw]

You get the perfect (RDA supporter's) world


I put in a laptop, 3 fish and a bottle of vodka.

['Oma Tirea]

You get a Japanese cybercafe.

I put in a bag of chips with the expectation of getting my cash back.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get another bag of chips...

I put in a buggy software update.

[archaic]

You get sand rail simulation software.


I put in a Japanese cybercafe.

['Oma Tirea]

You get I a laptop, 3 fish and a bottle of vodka.

I put in a bag of chips with the expectation of getting my cash back, and also the expectation of not getting what I put in.

[archaic]

You get a note from the manufacturers explaining their no-refund policy.



I put in sites/forums who's terms and conditions run to over five thousand words.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get an audio version of it that's approximately 1hr 21m in length.

I put in a license agreement.

[archaic]

It gets ignored.


I put in gift wrap, a football, a bicycle, a table lamp, a reproduction Henry Moore sculpture, a massive teddy bear and a live puppy.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a teddy bear, a gift wrapped football, and a statue in the basket of a bicycle that has a table lamp for a headlight.

I put in Gmail, a school bus, a TV dinner, a can of spray paint, an obsolete computer, a whistle, and antifreeze.

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

you get Top Gear (UK) <mi programa favorito de televisión>

I put in the smell of my long, soft, swishy hair  

[archaic]

You get a can of (h)air freshener.


I put in the LoTR elves, and a crate of super strength conditioner.

[Swoka Ikran]

You get a high-end salon treatment performed by elves.

I put in a cordless phone, a cup of soda, a final exam, a DVD full of source code for an obsolete program, YouTube, a surplus airbag from a 1997 car, Neytiri, pain medication, and a steamroller.