Vending Machine (redeux)

archaic · August 01, 2011, 05:02:20 PM

You get hobos.

I put in hi-vis vests, protective gloves, ear defenders, safety shoes and three million zombies.

Swoka Ikran · August 01, 2011, 05:07:11 PM

You get a high-power weapon to go with those.

I put in said weapon, along with the safety gear and zombies.

'Oma Tirea · August 01, 2011, 06:27:29 PM

You get the zombie apocalypse

I put in conspiracy theories

Irtaviš Ačankif · August 02, 2011, 02:50:47 AM

You get a bunch of ayskxawng.

You put in the LN Forums server.

Swoka Ikran · August 02, 2011, 11:40:12 AM

You get a server that offers web space for related projects and accepts donations.

I put in a weather forecast, a helicopter, and a tree.

Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan · August 02, 2011, 03:42:39 PM

Google maps pops out

i put in Apple

P.S: I sat in a 1982 DeLorian. heh heh

Swoka Ikran · August 02, 2011, 03:50:50 PM

You get a Mac and an iPhone.

I put in an Android-powered phone.

Txura Rolyu · August 02, 2011, 04:56:18 PM

You get a pile of small screws and computer parts.

I put in a bison.

Swoka Ikran · August 02, 2011, 05:46:16 PM

You get bison meat.

I put in a meat grinder and bison meat.

Txura Rolyu · August 02, 2011, 05:53:44 PM

You get teylu.

I put in a fortune cookie.

Swoka Ikran · August 02, 2011, 06:39:15 PM

You get a piece of a paper with the result of a wish from this topic

I put in the Spam board, detergent, an obsolete PC, and a blank DVD.

'Oma Tirea · August 02, 2011, 10:20:47 PM

You get the Spam board on a DVD inside of a cleaned PC that is now obsolete.

I put in a key

Txura Rolyu · August 02, 2011, 10:24:18 PM

You unlock a room with cake... but it is a lie.

I put in a fly and whipped topping.

'Oma Tirea · August 02, 2011, 10:25:35 PM

You get a rotten cake that is a rotten as the scenery in Portal 2.

I put in the miniature black hole from a portal gun.

Txura Rolyu · August 02, 2011, 10:28:26 PM

You get

(five sad Na'vi that cry forever.)

I put in antimatter.

Irtaviš Ačankif · August 03, 2011, 08:31:09 AM

You get 10kg matter out of the machine. However, because baryon number is conserved, 10kg of the machine turns into antimatter and annihilates with the air around it. You die.

I put in a new machine in a new building and put in Neytiri.

Swoka Ikran · August 03, 2011, 10:57:03 AM

You get her lecturing Jake on how to speak Na'vi.

I put in 2 semi-trailers, a convention center, time, and a movie projector.

Txura Rolyu · August 03, 2011, 11:18:39 AM

You get the next meetup in Seattle in Jully of 2012 plus the trailers have an AMP suit for each person who attends.

I put in the Omatikaya people.

Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan · August 03, 2011, 09:42:19 PM

You get the best clan EVAH.

I put in ma original xbox.

Txura Rolyu · August 03, 2011, 09:43:59 PM

The red ring of death is cured across the globe.

I put in gonoreia... (yucky)