What can Jake's abs do?

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Eanikran

#180
February 14, 2011, 06:26:49 PM
Jake's abs can suck in a black hole.

Ean Hufwetulyu

#181
February 14, 2011, 09:47:02 PM
Jake's abs can control space and time
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Ean Hufwetulyu

#182
February 17, 2011, 08:23:28 PM
Jake's abs can rewrite the law of gravity
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

'Oma Tirea

#183
February 19, 2011, 02:11:46 AM
Overrated again? ::)

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#184
February 24, 2011, 11:20:33 AM
Jake's abs say: never!  ;D
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Eanikran

#185
March 07, 2011, 06:35:56 AM
Can they make my day not suck?

Eyamsiyu

#186
March 07, 2011, 06:48:18 AM
Quote from: Eanikran te Txuronyu Ateyo'itan on March 07, 2011, 06:35:56 AM
Can they make my day not suck?

They can.  But will they? O.o


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Ean Hufwetulyu

#187
March 16, 2011, 03:30:57 PM
Jake's abs can help Japan
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Eanikran

#188
March 21, 2011, 06:47:35 AM
They can be a hero and go back in time to stop rap from ever being created.

Ean Hufwetulyu

#189
March 22, 2011, 08:32:23 AM
jake's abs lu fteng ayskxwang
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Eanikran

#190
March 22, 2011, 08:38:35 AM
The cake they make isnt a lie. ;D

Maweyatan

#191
March 23, 2011, 06:13:21 AM
Quote from: Ikranari on March 22, 2011, 08:41:29 AM
Quote from: Eanikran te Txuronyu Ateyo'itan on March 22, 2011, 08:38:35 AM
The cake they make isnt a lie. ;D
:D
They can make me some dinner  ::)

This however is, because Jake's abs only make their own.

Eanikran

#192
March 23, 2011, 07:18:38 AM
Can they teleport my headphones from home to school? RUTXE?

Txantslusam Skxawng

#193
March 24, 2011, 11:26:55 AM
Quote from: Ikranari on March 23, 2011, 12:46:25 PM
Quote from: Eanikran te Txuronyu Ateyo'itan on March 23, 2011, 07:18:38 AM
Can they teleport my headphones from home to school? RUTXE?
Yep, but Jake's abs are evil, so they won't  :P

And since they are evil... Jake's abs can (and will) take over hole pandora...
Jake's abs already did, you name it, Jake's abs did it.
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Lolet

#194
March 24, 2011, 09:32:33 PM
If Jakes abs are so evil, then why do they feed a billion orphans every day?

Txantslusam Skxawng

#195
March 25, 2011, 04:45:17 AM
Quote from: Lolet te Maticay Irana'ite Omaticaya on March 24, 2011, 09:32:33 PM
If Jakes abs are so evil, then why do they feed a billion orphans every day?
Because his abs have a little good inside
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Zanither

#196
March 25, 2011, 05:16:28 AM
Jakes Abs can out argue the phrase "two camels in a tiny car"
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#197
March 28, 2011, 07:58:00 PM
Grate diamonds :)
Pure white would be disturbing. :)
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Ean Hufwetulyu

#198
March 29, 2011, 07:49:19 PM
Jake's abs can outwit 1000 ways to die
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Maweyatan

#199
March 31, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Jake's abs can't perish.

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