What can Jake's abs do?

[Ean Hufwetulyu]

Jake's abs make RDA soldiers coward in their bunks

[Lolet]

Jake's abs made Wainfleet get some.

[Ean Hufwetulyu]

Jake's abs makes heavy metal sound like classic music

[Lolet]

Jake's abs turn the Jonas Brothers into Kiss.

[Ean Hufwetulyu]

Jake's abs turn the naked bros. band into drake bell

[Lolet]

Jake's abs made Jacob Black wear a shirt.

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs made Jack Black skinny.  I still have no idea how.

[Lolet]

Jake's abs made Shrek green. He was going to be blue, but who wants to mess with them bad boys?

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs gave Geddy Lee his high-pitched voice.  Geddy Lee shrieked when he saw them, thus permanently scarring his vocal chords into his current state.

[Lolet]

Jake's abs were so awesome, Lady Gaga tried to hide by costuming herself.

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs hold the space-time continuum together.

[Lolet]

If you look at Jake's abs for too long, you are sucked into a black hole.

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs IS the universe.

[Lolet]

Jake's abs turn into palulukans at night.

[Ean Hufwetulyu]

Jake's abs are the secret to warp speed

[Niwantaw]

jake's abs cause a thread which is really creeping me out.

[Ean Hufwetulyu]

Jake's abs contain unlimited energy

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs can power New York city.  Forever.

[Ean Hufwetulyu]

Jake's abs makes the waves crash

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs can throw a fist.  I would know: I was defeated by it.