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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2010, 12:04:24 am »
Jake's abs can kill you with a roundhouse kick. Poor Tsu'tey, but he did deserve it. He insulted the smoothness.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2010, 12:27:37 am »
Jake's abs can kill you with a roundhouse kick. Poor Tsu'tey, but he did deserve it. He insulted the smoothness.
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2010, 12:29:36 am »
Jake's abs punched off the Great Sphinx's nose.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2010, 03:52:45 am »
jake's abs have blood of lava! ;)

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2010, 04:16:33 am »
Jake's abs make the glow sticks glow.
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2010, 06:06:02 am »
The Angel of Death didn't kill all the first-born: Jake's abs did.  WHy did he do it?  He just didn't like Pharaoh.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #46 on: July 12, 2010, 06:19:22 am »
Jake's abs told Neytiri to watch us.
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #47 on: July 12, 2010, 06:21:20 am »
When Neytiri said to Jake "I see you" at the tree of souls, she was referring to Jake's abs, not Jake.  This is because Jake himself could not have betrayed the tawtute: he needed help from his abs.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #48 on: July 12, 2010, 10:07:23 am »
Jake's abs can ( and will ) defeat Tawtewng !
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #49 on: July 12, 2010, 10:20:08 am »
Turok chose Jake's abs as its rider
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2010, 11:26:26 am »


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2010, 01:21:59 pm »
Jake's ikran was actually trying to kill his abs, he knew they were the ones to fear.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #52 on: July 12, 2010, 02:04:00 pm »
It were Jake's abs Neytiri fell in love with
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #53 on: July 12, 2010, 02:09:38 pm »
Tsu'tey let Jake lead the Omaticaya into battle because he was too afraid of Jake's abs. They had already broken his nose with a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #54 on: July 12, 2010, 02:10:34 pm »
Jake's abs tamed Toruk.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #55 on: July 12, 2010, 02:12:08 pm »
Jake's abs destroyed Hometree. The awesome smoothness could not be contained any longer.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #56 on: July 12, 2010, 02:13:37 pm »
Jake's abs' can lift over 9000 kilograms.  Or pounds.  Either way, Jake's abs can.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #57 on: July 12, 2010, 02:18:16 pm »
Jake's abs are in a band. It's called "Smooth Awesomeness". There are six members.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #58 on: July 12, 2010, 02:29:07 pm »
Jake's abs owns everyone at poker
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #59 on: July 12, 2010, 02:31:21 pm »
Some say.....

.....that Jake's abs is faster then The Stig.....
.....and Jake's abs solved the Davinci Code in 4.78 seconds!
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