What can Jake's abs do?

Started by Lolet, July 10, 2010, 10:29:58 PM

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Lolet

Jake's abs can kill you with a roundhouse kick. Poor Tsu'tey, but he did deserve it. He insulted the smoothness.

Ean Hufwetulyu

Quote from: Lolet Maticay Tsam'Tirea Omatikaya on July 12, 2010, 12:04:24 AM
Jake's abs can kill you with a roundhouse kick. Poor Tsu'tey, but he did deserve it. He insulted the smoothness.
Beware the abs of DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM ;D ;D ;D ;D
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

Jake's abs punched off the Great Sphinx's nose.

guest6785

jake's abs have blood of lava! ;)

Kxeyo

Jake's abs make the glow sticks glow.
Oe lu Kxeyo—

—pa'liyä maktoyu. Vitra ata'lengean oeru lu. ♾️

Quote from: Ku'rända on January 09, 2011, 11:32:47 AMActually, that would be an interesting thought; if gay Na'vi would actually mate, or just run off in the bushes for a little bum-fun!

Quote from: Alyara Arati on February 24, 2012, 06:15:11 AMKxa (Open your mouth and say "Kxa") :P

Eyamsiyu

The Angel of Death didn't kill all the first-born: Jake's abs did.  WHy did he do it?  He just didn't like Pharaoh.


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Kxeyo

Jake's abs told Neytiri to watch us.
Oe lu Kxeyo—

—pa'liyä maktoyu. Vitra ata'lengean oeru lu. ♾️

Quote from: Ku'rända on January 09, 2011, 11:32:47 AMActually, that would be an interesting thought; if gay Na'vi would actually mate, or just run off in the bushes for a little bum-fun!

Quote from: Alyara Arati on February 24, 2012, 06:15:11 AMKxa (Open your mouth and say "Kxa") :P

Eyamsiyu

When Neytiri said to Jake "I see you" at the tree of souls, she was referring to Jake's abs, not Jake.  This is because Jake himself could not have betrayed the tawtute: he needed help from his abs.


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Txantslusam Skxawng

Jake's abs can ( and will ) defeat Tawtewng !
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Ean Hufwetulyu

Turok chose Jake's abs as its rider
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Eyamsiyu



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Lolet

Jake's ikran was actually trying to kill his abs, he knew they were the ones to fear.

Txantslusam Skxawng

It were Jake's abs Neytiri fell in love with
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Lolet

Tsu'tey let Jake lead the Omaticaya into battle because he was too afraid of Jake's abs. They had already broken his nose with a roundhouse kick to the face.

Eyamsiyu



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Lolet

Jake's abs destroyed Hometree. The awesome smoothness could not be contained any longer.

Eyamsiyu

Jake's abs' can lift over 9000 kilograms.  Or pounds.  Either way, Jake's abs can.


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Lolet

Jake's abs are in a band. It's called "Smooth Awesomeness". There are six members.

Txantslusam Skxawng

Jake's abs owns everyone at poker
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Txantslusam Skxawng

Some say.....

.....that Jake's abs is faster then The Stig.....
.....and Jake's abs solved the Davinci Code in 4.78 seconds!
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