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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #60 on: July 12, 2010, 02:34:57 pm »
Jake's abs sing better then Ninat!

Jake's abs hunt better then Peyral!
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #61 on: July 12, 2010, 02:35:38 pm »
Jake's abs lead the clan better than Eytukan!

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #62 on: July 12, 2010, 02:39:40 pm »
Eywa is really Jake's abs.  His abs took the name of Eywa so he would not be hunted by the sawtute.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2010, 02:41:24 pm »
Jake's abs cause the birth of all the babies in the whole world.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #64 on: July 12, 2010, 02:46:49 pm »
Jake's abs easily can win the FIFA World Cup, but it didn't played this year, because then it would be fun for the other teams knowing they don't have a chance.

Jake's abs can take on anyone, with one ab on his back :P

Jake's abs can dance better then Tawtewng

Jake's abs can talk louder then a vuvuzela can make noise

Jake's abs makes me write all these sentences

Jake's abs are making me really making a lot of these sentences

Jake's abs are really making this not funny for me anymore

Jake's abs can't make me stop doing

Jake's abs are making it funny for me again

Jake's abs has made it fun for me again

Jake's abs can really do anything

Jake's abs tell me that those were a lot of 'Jake's abs.....'
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #65 on: July 12, 2010, 02:48:20 pm »
Jake Ab's do absolutely nothing because it just muscle
but chuck Norris did something very big on is planet
just before Quatrich became the security chef, chuck was there as consultant and on day he said, omg what is that gorgeous fruit... the one Jake eat at the beginning of the movie and had a terrible case of intestine gas, so the next day the reaction goes worst so he fart and create the toxic atmosphere on Pandora.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #66 on: July 12, 2010, 02:49:05 pm »
lol?
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #67 on: July 12, 2010, 02:50:46 pm »
Jake Ab's do absolutely nothing because it just muscle
but chuck Norris did something very big on is planet
just before Quatrich became the security chef, chuck was there as consultant and on day he said, omg what is that gorgeous fruit... the one Jake eat at the beginning of the movie and had a terrible case of intestine gas, so the next day the reaction goes worst so he fart and create the toxic atmosphere on Pandora.

end of the story
It were Jake's abs who ate the fruit!
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #69 on: July 12, 2010, 02:55:50 pm »
Jake's abs are Santa.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #70 on: July 12, 2010, 02:56:35 pm »
Jake's abs don't need odor-blocking body wash.  It's own power blocks it's own odor.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2010, 02:57:25 pm »

When he comes through the wall he should have said
''Oh Yeah!'' with a kool-aid drink :P
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #72 on: July 12, 2010, 02:58:51 pm »
The Kool-Aid man busts through walls.  Jake's abs bust through walls... of steel.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #73 on: July 12, 2010, 03:05:39 pm »
Jake's abs are as soft as babies' bottoms. This is because they are made of dragon babies.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2010, 03:06:59 pm »
Jake's abs caused the Big Bang.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #75 on: July 12, 2010, 03:13:54 pm »
Actually, JC didn't make the movie. Jake's abs made him to it.
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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #76 on: July 12, 2010, 03:24:33 pm »
Pandora was created after Jake did too many crunches, and his abs got bigger. The extra awesomeness turned into a planet with life forms.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #77 on: July 12, 2010, 03:28:57 pm »
"In the beginning was Jake's abs, and Jake's abs were with Jake, and Jake's abs are Jake."

Therefore, Jake = Jake's abs, which are for forever.


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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #78 on: July 12, 2010, 03:55:18 pm »
The reason aliens never come to Earth is because Avatar is on Earth, which shows Jake's abs.

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Re: What can Jake's abs do?
« Reply #79 on: July 12, 2010, 04:08:13 pm »
Jake's abs once said, "I am the way, the truth and the life.  No one comes to Pandora except through me."

That's why the RDA never returned.


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