What can Jake's abs do?

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Jake's abs sing better then Ninat!

Jake's abs hunt better then Peyral!

[Lolet]

Jake's abs lead the clan better than Eytukan!

[Eyamsiyu]

Eywa is really Jake's abs.  His abs took the name of Eywa so he would not be hunted by the sawtute.

[Lolet]

Jake's abs cause the birth of all the babies in the whole world.

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Jake's abs easily can win the FIFA World Cup, but it didn't played this year, because then it would be fun for the other teams knowing they don't have a chance.

Jake's abs can take on anyone, with one ab on his back

Jake's abs can dance better then Tawtewng

Jake's abs can talk louder then a vuvuzela can make noise

Jake's abs makes me write all these sentences

Jake's abs are making me really making a lot of these sentences

Jake's abs are really making this not funny for me anymore

Jake's abs can't make me stop doing

Jake's abs are making it funny for me again

Jake's abs has made it fun for me again

Jake's abs can really do anything

Jake's abs tell me that those were a lot of 'Jake's abs.....'

[Hufwe ta'em]

Jake Ab's do absolutely nothing because it just muscle
but chuck Norris did something very big on is planet
just before Quatrich became the security chef, chuck was there as consultant and on day he said, omg what is that gorgeous fruit... the one Jake eat at the beginning of the movie and had a terrible case of intestine gas, so the next day the reaction goes worst so he fart and create the toxic atmosphere on Pandora.

end of the story

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

lol?

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Jake Ab's do absolutely nothing because it just muscle
but chuck Norris did something very big on is planet
just before Quatrich became the security chef, chuck was there as consultant and on day he said, omg what is that gorgeous fruit... the one Jake eat at the beginning of the movie and had a terrible case of intestine gas, so the next day the reaction goes worst so he fart and create the toxic atmosphere on Pandora.

end of the story

It were Jake's abs who ate the fruit!

[Hufwe ta'em]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

[Lolet]

Jake's abs are Santa.

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs don't need odor-blocking body wash.  It's own power blocks it's own odor.

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

When he comes through the wall he should have said
''Oh Yeah!'' with a kool-aid drink

[Eyamsiyu]

The Kool-Aid man busts through walls.  Jake's abs bust through walls... of steel.

[Lolet]

Jake's abs are as soft as babies' bottoms. This is because they are made of dragon babies.

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs caused the Big Bang.

[Kxeyo]

Actually, JC didn't make the movie. Jake's abs made him to it.

[Lolet]

Pandora was created after Jake did too many crunches, and his abs got bigger. The extra awesomeness turned into a planet with life forms.

[Eyamsiyu]

"In the beginning was Jake's abs, and Jake's abs were with Jake, and Jake's abs are Jake."

Therefore, Jake = Jake's abs, which are for forever.

[Lolet]

The reason aliens never come to Earth is because Avatar is on Earth, which shows Jake's abs.

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs once said, "I am the way, the truth and the life.  No one comes to Pandora except through me."

That's why the RDA never returned.