What can Jake's abs do?

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Jake's abs can stop bullets !

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Jake's abs can make missiles turn back cowardly

[Lolet]

Jake's abs ARE bullets!

Yo soy el camino, la verdad y la vida. Nadie viene al Padre sino por me.

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Jake's abs can typ big letters!

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs can speak Spanish.  And French.  And German.  And Binary... hell, it speaks everything.  Including dolphin.

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Jake's abs  can typ  big colorful  letters

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs can spellcheck.

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Jake's abs can defeat an army of zombies

[Lolet]

Jake's abs make Edward Cullen sparkle when it's cloudy. They also made him stab himself with a wooden pencil.

[Sіr. Ηaxalot]

Jake's abs  can typ  big colorful  letters

Jakes abs saw what you did thar!

[Hufwe ta'em]

Jake abs can type tiny character

[guest6785]

jake's abs have a planet for themselves!

[Lolet]

Jake's abs have a galaxy to themselves.

[guest6785]

jake's abs have a seperate universe for themselves!

[Lolet]

There was supposed to be a movie called, "King Kong, Godzilla, and Spiderman vs. Jake's abs", but who would go to a movie 42 seconds long?

[Eyamsiyu]

Jake's abs can consume an abnormal and toxifying amount of kava without getting drunk at all.  He misses getting drunk, but he also uses this to win drinking contests against Germany.

[Lolet]

Jake's abs wear socks with sandals. However, Jake's abs make it look better than Jake Gyllenhaal wearing aviators.

[Ean Hufwetulyu]

jake's abs got the saints to win the super bowl

[Lolet]

Jake's abs ARE the Superbowl.

[Ean Hufwetulyu]

Jake's abs goes to the winner