What can Jake's abs do?

Started by Lolet, July 10, 2010, 10:29:58 PM

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Lolet

They have already killed Chuck Norris!

For starters, you can bake cookies on them.  ;D

Ean Hufwetulyu

Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

Jake's abs killed Quaritch. You thought it was Neytiri, but you thought wrong! Smooth abs allllll the way.  ;D

Kxeyo

Jake's abs made me listen to dance music.
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Quote from: Ku'rända on January 09, 2011, 11:32:47 AMActually, that would be an interesting thought; if gay Na'vi would actually mate, or just run off in the bushes for a little bum-fun!

Quote from: Alyara Arati on February 24, 2012, 06:15:11 AMKxa (Open your mouth and say "Kxa") :P

Eyamsiyu

Quoted from somewhere else on here by me...

"Jake went back in time to stop the Kennedy Assassination with his abs, and did so successfully without a mark.  Upon doing this, JKF was so surprised his head exploded anyway."

"Jake's abs caused the dinosaur extinction."

And a new one:

Jake's abs did infinity crunches.  Twice.


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Lolet

Jake's abs caused Pompeii to erupt. That mountain just couldn't hold it in anymore.

Eyamsiyu

People say Osama bin Laden is hiding from the U.S. Army.  This is simply not true: he is failing at hiding from Jake's abs.  Because no one can hide from Jake's abs: they can only wait to be found.


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Lolet

Jake's abs sunk the Titanic. The ship hit his rock-hard abs and sunk from the awesomness. The whole iceberg story was just a cover-up.

Eyamsiyu

Jake's abs caused Hiroshima, not nuclear fission.


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Lolet

Jake's abs started World War 1. Europe started fighting over who got to look at them.

Eyamsiyu

#10
The sun doesn't run on nuclear fusion: it runs on the excess energy and radiation Jake's abs give off.

EDIT: The Matrix took place inside Jake's abs


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Kxeyo

Oe lu Kxeyo—

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Quote from: Ku'rända on January 09, 2011, 11:32:47 AMActually, that would be an interesting thought; if gay Na'vi would actually mate, or just run off in the bushes for a little bum-fun!

Quote from: Alyara Arati on February 24, 2012, 06:15:11 AMKxa (Open your mouth and say "Kxa") :P

Eyamsiyu

Jake's abs doesn't have to ask for a cheeseburger: he gets it himself.


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Ean Hufwetulyu

Jake' abs cause the Soviet Union to bow down
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

When you punch Jake's abs, a dragon is born.

Ean Hufwetulyu

Jake's abs are so powerful they launch starships
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Lolet

Jake's abs stole the moon. You didn't realize the moon had been stolen because you were looking at Jake's abs.

Ean Hufwetulyu

that good
Jake's abs powers the International Space Station.
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

Jake's abs defeated Bruce Lee.

Txantslusam Skxawng

Jake's abs eats Quaritch for breakfast!
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