heh heh heh... we should translate this

[Niwantaw]

this is so epic...

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE

we need to translate it... it's from the end or portal

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

That...is the weirdest speech iv ever seen.

[Tíngay outíngay]

its a bloody song, you have obviously never played portal so go home before i apply a Zánzhǐ to your hands, go and make a steam account, they have portal free until the 24th of may so get cracking! and when you have finished you will truly understand if someone says to you the cake is a lie.

[Txur’Itan]

Taste the Cake (Half-Life 2 Machinima)

[Tíngay outíngay]

Nice video man!

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

i have been working on portal but havent goten far

[kewnya txamew'itan]

Well you've got two translations now. One preserving the number of syllables per line at the expense of grammatical perfectnesss and another going more for accuracy.

And both with different names. 

[Muzer]

Lol, I didn't realise anyone else had done it