Kaltxì!

[Niwantaw]

Survive it.

*opens fire with main weapons. Levelling everything in a several mile radius*

[Txonari]

Survive it.

*opens fire with main weapons. Levelling everything in a several mile radius*

I didn't intend for this to happen...

[Txepä Tsyal]

I'm going to get out of the battle scene now hrh...

*calls her palulukan, gets on, creates tsaheylu, and races off*

There is no escape! If you attempt to run and hide now, though shalt die in shame! Come back, and fight for our freedom and we shall all die with honor! (beginning to sound like WWII Japanese kamikazie pilot, not a good sign )

No offence by the way

[Niwantaw]

* continues levelling large swaths of Pandora*

[Eana Tanhì]

i think the best way to end up this war is this:
*press the planet destruction button*
*counting*
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... BOOOM!!!
*we are all dead*  

[Txepä Tsyal]

* continues levelling large swaths of Pandora*

I believe you are forgetting the Tarrasque you are also fighting against, according to its description in the Monster Manual, it has enough regenerative powers to die, and 5 seconds later heal enough to come back to life. It may not have as awesome (or as many) weapons as you, but you can't exactly kill it.

[Txonari]

i think the best way to end up this war is this:
*press the planet destruction button*
*counting*
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... BOOOM!!!
*we are all dead*  

O.o

['Ì'awn Menari]

well how can i fight without my trusted sword and other...various weapons?  

besides how can i die in shame when i wasn't even a part of the fight to begin with?  i was just an innocent bystander then all this breaks out XD.  *tail twitches in amusement*

awwwww what the hell... *grabs all her weapons, armor, get's back on her palulukan, calls her Ikran and comes back in*

[Txepä Tsyal]

i think the best way to end up this war is this:
*press the planet destruction button*
*counting*
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... BOOOM!!!
*we are all dead*  

Sorry, but the Tarrasque heals from its largest remaining particle and thus respawns (in space), so it isn't dead.

[Niwantaw]

* continues levelling large swaths of Pandora*

I believe you are forgetting the Tarrasque you are also fighting against, according to its description in the Monster Manual, it has enough regenerative powers to die, and 5 seconds later heal enough to come back to life. It may not have as awesome (or as many) weapons as you, but you can't exactly kill it.

*Reduces it to it's component atoms then giggles*

['Ì'awn Menari]

i think the best way to end up this war is this:
*press the planet destruction button*
*counting*
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... BOOOM!!!
*we are all dead*  

aw come on!  i just got back into the fight XD

[Txonari]

Where did you even GET a planet destruction button?

[Niwantaw]

*Reforms in space*

damn...

*Shifts to alternate universe where pandora hasn't been destroyed*

[Eana Tanhì]

i think the best way to end up this war is this:
*press the planet destruction button*
*counting*
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... BOOOM!!!
*we are all dead* 

aw come on!  i just got back into the fight XD

ok,ok... i withdrawn the destruction...
*we are alive*
*the war continue*

[Txepä Tsyal]

* continues levelling large swaths of Pandora*

I believe you are forgetting the Tarrasque you are also fighting against, according to its description in the Monster Manual, it has enough regenerative powers to die, and 5 seconds later heal enough to come back to life. It may not have as awesome (or as many) weapons as you, but you can't exactly kill it.

*Reduces it to it's component atoms then giggles*

"Whenever all 'pieces' of the tarrasque are of equal size, one random 'piece' will begin to heal into the tarrasque"
Rules are Rules, can't kill it.

[Txepä Tsyal]

Where did you even GET a planet destruction button?

Ebay...
...
...
...
Duh?

[Eana Tanhì]

Where did you even GET a planet destruction button?

i am a secret Na'vi agent... i have everything  

[Eana Tanhì]

Where did you even GET a planet destruction button?

Ebay...
...
...
...
Duh?

hrh  

EDIT: ok, i admit... i bought it on ebay 

[Niwantaw]

* continues levelling large swaths of Pandora*

I believe you are forgetting the Tarrasque you are also fighting against, according to its description in the Monster Manual, it has enough regenerative powers to die, and 5 seconds later heal enough to come back to life. It may not have as awesome (or as many) weapons as you, but you can't exactly kill it.

*Reduces it to it's component atoms then giggles*

"Whenever all 'pieces' of the tarrasque are of equal size, one random 'piece' will begin to heal into the tarrasque"
Rules are Rules, can't kill it.

*changes the rules because he wrote the rulebook and no one else can do anything about it*

[Txepä Tsyal]

* continues levelling large swaths of Pandora*

I believe you are forgetting the Tarrasque you are also fighting against, according to its description in the Monster Manual, it has enough regenerative powers to die, and 5 seconds later heal enough to come back to life. It may not have as awesome (or as many) weapons as you, but you can't exactly kill it.

*Reduces it to it's component atoms then giggles*

"Whenever all 'pieces' of the tarrasque are of equal size, one random 'piece' will begin to heal into the tarrasque"
Rules are Rules, can't kill it.

*changes the rules because he wrote the rulebook and no one else can do anything about it*

House-rules in the correct rules, DMs are more godly than gods, even Eywa.